Half-Life 2 Aftermath Combustible Lemons

Combustible Lemons.


Wear shitty clothes that way I don’t feel bad when I’m ripping them off you

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.




when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:




why have i gone up like 150 followers today was i linked somewhere or something i can’t work it out.

i wonder…

transgirlaiichiro said: i'm not too impressed with matt and jeremy so far. first matt makes a #rape joke in the newest let's build, and then in this week's imaginary achievements (#racism tw #antiblackness tw) jeremy sees a group of jynx (the pokemon) and calls them "nicki minajs". i don't really know what i expected, honestly



I haven’t seen anything with them in yet tbh, because I’m super far behind. I’m kind of on a break from them atm since I’m super busy and feeling a bit meh about them at the moment (RT as a whole I mean). I feel like they were doing better and now they’re backsliding and that’s very discouraging. I take breaks every now and again when I get too irritated bc I do watch the videos to enjoy them and I don’t want to sit there being annoyed through the whole thing, but I hate the fact that I have to have the mental energy to watch something rather than just using them to relax.

I wish I could say I was surprised that they have turned out to be less than stellar, but I’m not.

too bad there’s no way to avoid that stress


Things you should never trust

  • The “20% battery remaining” message on your phone
  • A chiropractor who you need to see every week
  • A dating profile that reads like a blog
  • "Easy-open packaging"
  • A post-Mexican fart

The best, most accurate news comes from the friends of girlfriends of murderers.

I need this on my blog.