Half-Life 2 Aftermath Combustible Lemons

Combustible Lemons.

codyjohnston:

The best, most accurate news comes from the friends of girlfriends of murderers.
supermishamiga:

I need this on my blog.
coolator:

this is the worst sentence i have ever read

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate)

comicsalliance:

COMICS ALLIANCE PRESENTS ‘KATE OR DIE’ IN ‘COAT PLAY’
By Kate Leth
Welcome to the latest episode of ComicsAlliance Presents “Kate or Die,” a series of exclusive comic strips created by one of our favorite cartoonists, Kate Leth! In this episode, Kate shares some observations about the conspicuous world of trenchcoat-based cosplay.
READ MORE KATE OR DIE EXCLUSIVELY AT COMICS ALLIANCE
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gayonetta:

neckbearcl:

gayonetta:

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"im in me mums car, broom broom"

"Why ride a car when you can ride ME" asks sonic seductively "i’m twice as fast"

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the-masked-prompter:

geoffrumsey:

okay

Someone HAS to send this to a RT employee if they haven’t seen it already.
batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog