Half-Life 2 Aftermath Combustible Lemons

Combustible Lemons.

drhanniballecter:

mean-cannibals:

if u watch hannibal backwards it’s an uplifting tale about a handsome miracle doctor who gives organs to the needy

And a scruffy man who gradually releases his dogs into the wild.

hamtastrophe:

my coworker is looking at reddit and I’m saying “cool meme” to every pic he’s opening regardless of what it is and he’s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling “IT’S NOT A MEME”

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

james-analbeadfield:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.
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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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starexorcist:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

getting ready on a convention morning

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it has come to my attention that people are saying this is not accurate

allow me to show you the revised version:

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the funniest part is that both of these can be VERY accurate.

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3
yiffmaster:

fussybabybitch:

Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off

finally this website is starting to work properly